Ok kidos, story time....
So the other day I'm at Applebees with Jenny, Molly, and John and we are getting the most HORRID service. We were lucky to see our waitress come out of the woodwork about as often as the olympics come around. So I've been needing a refill forever and suddenly this little emo kid shows up, hair all his face, obviously dyed black, looking very "my-life-is-spiraling-downward." But he totally took us all by surprise by asking me if I needed a refill and promptly showing up again with a fresh glass and little ramekin full of lemons. Now I'm thinking "THAT'S SERVICE"!! The guy ended up just being a bus boy but he obviously was ten times more concerned about my drinkage then our waistress was. To say the least, we were all impressed so we got together the tip we would have left the waitress and gave it to emo kid. And boy oh boy did it pay off, I didn't see the bottom of my glass and no dirty dish was left untouched but whisked away from the table. So all in all, thanks emo kid, you made my night, it almost made me want to cry in the dark to a Hawthorne Heights CD...Almost.
And on another interesting note Fred told me that his X girlfriend cheated on him while they were dating...with another one...of his x girlfriends. Yeah, you read that right. His girlfriend and his x totally made out!!! How does that happen!? If two of my x boyfriends made out, I'd send the story to some kind of a world record book or something. Or maybe Ripley's Believe it Or Not. I dunno, I learn new and amazing things ever day.
Anyway, I'm out for tonight, keep it real my muffins!
Leslie
March 15 2006, 21:33:48 UTC 6 years ago
*slits his wrists in every direction while not jumping*